Plastic surgery

After a speedy recovery from the udder reduction, the moo now has rubber implants as boobs!Cow boobie slap!

School today was hot as ever, noisy and tiring.First, we played ball in class, throwing it around, as though it was dodgeball, Joji got hit in the backside, I nearly shredded the ball by throwing it super near the fan.Then, we were off to the field to do the finishing touches of the cow and the sign. We tried throwing the balls through the cow, dang..it's quite challenging.

Next, we arranged tables for the food stall..and then we went back to the field to throw more balls. We nailed the moo sign into the ground(I had to saw and 'paku' it :S...I think I failed my KH)
Then, we attached the new udders for the cow.

Mr Teo came scurrying to the grass..to the cow..with that smirk on his face...oggled at the udder..feeling it like some kind of perv(no offence JAVBOY)Then, he threw more balls and was having fun.Probably having the time of his life or somehitng.So after long hours in the sun, we finished setting up.

AKAIIIII!!!It rained and our cow is painted with WATER-BASED paint!AKAAAAIMAAAII!!!

HOLY! CRACK!

School started off with a free period because Pn Yii Ling wasn't teaching.So, as usual the COW makeover team went down to the field to find the cow already in the field grazing on grass and somehow was staring at some cars and boys.So, Ellie, Maria, Sophie, Stella, Jo and I went to try out the cow(it sounds bad I know)We tried to throw a tennis ball through it.Yay, we managed less than 10 balls in 40 minutes.(It was hard)Then we ended up throwing aimlessly, just for the fun of throwing a tennis ball across the field and sending it back really hard.

Then, Mr teo aka Superman, decides to test the cow.He started off telling us some story and tips while he eyes the cow with disgust.Then, he threw the ball, which must have made him relive his boyish days where he just throws balls around at his friends or cows, he started to smile.(You know that certain smirk he has when he is having fun?Or think something is fun/funny but doesn't want to admit it?)He started throwing at the cow harder and faster(this sounds so bad!)that he smashed the legs and cracked it!We think he was either jealous of our cow and was on a sabotage mission, or pointing out the ply wood the school gave us wasn't thick enough.Either way...whatever he was thinking, he really made the girls dislike him for doing so.

Our cow sustained 1 broken limb,and internal injuries in the abdominal region and well, udder removal surgery.It's gonna have er...rubber implants tomorrow I think.

Check out the pics of the cow and the girls available from tomorrow onwards.

From the most corrupted minds of 5Sc1

If you must know, the most corrupted minds of this class is the Last Right Row of the Kimia Lab..And I mean REALLY!corrupted..dirty minded bunch of skroddly girls!

Here's what was discussed.They wanted to remain anonymous, but I'm sure their identities could be figured out somehow.

Anonymous 1: What do mayo and semen have in common?
- White, sticky, LADY's CHOICE!

Anonymous 2: What's the deal with girls and boy's privates lengths?
- 7 inches=OUCH!
-6 inches= ???@#@%$@&#^%&#^(she didn't give any comment)
-5 inches=PERFECT!
-4 inches, 3 inches (no comment)
-2 inches=pakai jari sajalah!

Then, this was followed by really curious girlies..fumbling their pencil cases for rulers..getting grossed out, with a particular girl closing her ears in disgust, the rest just trying hard to contain laughter, which eventually burst out, making Sandra shoot stares at the table.

Today in school was full of skroddle-fun!It started off with the assembly, only touching the Food and Fun Fair and the Band Competition next week.All the best to ST JO band, btw.

Followed by a free period and spot check..prefects are making us jump up and down nowadays..1 ipod was taken,several expensive blinging phones and well.. other stuff.Then we had more free periods where the teacher wasn't teaching.So, Stella, Ellie, Maria and I went to the KH workshop to paint the cow.The cow's looking somewhat like a prostitute ghetto bitch so far, which is somehow intended, I think.Anyway, painting of the udders went bad and it looked more like something else..and from what we found out from Mr Su, during his visit to the field where the cow was grazing, there are 15 dart stalls and 3 football stalls.Dang!

Peka update: Everyone got a 9A for PEKA.Yayness!

Reminder for friday: NO need to bring books or uniform, use school T shirt and go back early!

It's DEAD!...or is it.

Our blogmaster buddy from beyond...well.. the gates, just said the blog is dead.Indeed it is kinda!ANYWAY!BAck to some random stuff I remember happening in class.

Present wrapping is currently the class's newest project. All the hype for the food and fun fair is making the whole school somewhat noisier, hungrier and upside down!For one, the lines of people buying food from classes during break time is so freaking long, you'd have to cut out of class early,pull hair, push and all just to get a decent portion of food. And all those standing around, screaming makes you wanna have second helpings..which leads to the long lines again.By the time you get in front of the stall, the food's all GONE, thus making the hungry people noisier and rude.

FYI: There's only 2 more days of class sales left!So eat up!Buy your fav food in these 2 days before the big day, when the normal price is jacked up super high, probably double, or not sold at all!This is our last Food and Fun Fair, so let's make the best of it..and milk it for all its worth.(free periods)

HOLY COW!
Be sure to stop by the 5Sc1 game stall to see the neatly cut out cow.The cow is currently going under some major painting..painting the cow is soo fun!!PAINTS IT ALL!Props to Joji, who taught us how to actually paint it, without dripping excessive paint all over the place.(I dont paint walls or houses mmmmmmmmmmmkay?)

The History Parliament debate outcomes stand at :

Ellie's group - Majority vote on elimination of government taxes
Geraldine O's group- Minority vote for establishing the 'driving at 16' law

Ellie's group started off pretty well, it was all well, actually.Starting with the VERY formal: Tuan yang di-pertua in every sentence. Her group was unopposed because the opposition party wasn't elected, and her new law seems kinda cool.That means..CHEAPER MCdonald bills!Which is always good.Considering we have to pay slightly more than the peninsular...and more taxes too. Her group won the debate with Claire Su and a group of no less than 3 people opposing, saying the government will be poor without the implied taxes.

My group, was opposed by Rowena's team..and members from my OWN government!*cough* ABI*cough*!The planning started off quite smoothly.Then Tiffany, as the Menteri(Kenderaan and perhubungan) was all : Yeah..I am Menteri, bebehh... After hearing she had to go up against the whole class and not our own group, she decided to mogok, letak jawatan and become and loyar buruk!Chisses ho!

So, I became the Menteri. From not ever debating parliament style, little did I know the opposition doesn't have a MENTERI..so I politely addressed them: Menteri yang dihormati, before fits of laughter came booming from the back of the class, and Ms Tan shot me a 'O.O' look, saying really loudly: EH!Pembangkang no menteri one ah!?!!After the laughing subsided, I continued with the whole debate. "Pembangkang yang dihormati", I said.Still, laughter filled the room.I dont get why they laugh..I mean..it is the correct way of addressing the opposition right??Anywho, I started my debate in BM...knowing my BM speaking skills, it's kinda one word by one word-ish with some kind of non Melayu accent.So, Geraldine C. shouted: Speak in English la! It's hard to switch to English on the spot, so I stood there...frozen..looking at my Peguams..who give really weird points I can't link and I needed a translator really badly. So I finally made my point in rojak Melayu and soon after, Janice shoots her hand up in the air, followed by Abigail.

Janice's point was: Young drivers burden parents more due to the fact that they need to get more cars for the kids. Younger drivers are more wreckless.

Answers: (well, I kinda ignored the first question..forgot to answer it because all of a sudden those hands keep shooting up and Ms tan also started opposing me!)To younger drivers are more wreckless: Well, that's why starting one year earlier is better as it gives you a extra 365 days advantage of practicing on the road.Practice makes perfect!

Abigail's point was: Buying of cars is not healthy for the environment as it pollutes

Answer: Use green engine cars, biofuel cars

Happy's point was: Imported green engine cars are expensive, thus decreasing the nation's income

Answer: Proton should come up with these cars then!

Random question: But younger drivers cause more accidents, how is it better?

Answer: Accidents are unavoidable, therefore, practice is needed to prevent one.Like I said:Driving one year earlier= more days to practice!

Random point: Driving at an earlier age encourages youth to learn to be more independant. They have more responsibilities with the luxury they get for being able to bring themselves around, preparing them mentally for the future! (that was my point actually..just got caught up in the moment...didn't make it clear :S)

The outcome was sad single vote by Mimi.Claire C. voted but was ignored.

NOTE: DONT Y'ALL WANT TO DRIVE NOW?!?Minus the aged who turned 17 already.=P
I mean..show a little love to the young ones man!You wont want to be their taxis until they learn to drive..which is 1 year after you..Do you?!O.o.

ANYWAY!The other teams's debate will only take place when we have extra time for sejarah.To Rowena's group: It is Sooooooooooooooooooooo ON now!

A glimpse of us..

Wahahah... i came across this picture and i wanna share it with the whole class.. it's us.. in class... well, this may be a classroom cliche for the josephians (dekat sebrg perai), but heck, we too have our own class picture ya know.. (^-^) it rbings us closer together.. hehe

Premiering..
5 Sc 1 photo in class...

Peace!

Stuff

Young Journalist Programme

Segi College is opening spots for students who are interested in joining this outside of school sort-of club.Those girls with the forms obtained from Pn Ho, Please fill it up and hand it in tomorrow.(with your parent's signature)

Leo Club Phototaking

The Leo Club is having a phototaking session tomorrow for the school magazine entry, during the BOD meeting, kindly remember to bring your vest.

Meeting time: 12.15- 1.30pm
Venue: Avila Room

Concerning the Star-NIE contest

Pn Chan has decided to keep our entries ongoing for this competition, so that means we have to continue with what we've done so far, or haven't done.Dateline is 7th July2006, if I'm not mistaken.

REMEMBER: You're supposed to propose a campaign which will benefit the students of your school.

Tomorrow's agenda

Students are required to be in the Music Room by 8am for the Medicine Course talk/seminar.

Remember to read up for the physics experiment we're doing tomorrow.It's something about Experiment 2.5 or something.

For the other groups who haven't 'bentanged' the Penggubalan undang-undang, please be ready.

This SATURDAY:

Parent-teacher day.Remember to go during your appointment time and please be reminded that you have to wear full uniform for this 5 minutes meeting.Report cards and the Borang Target will be shown to your parents(from what I heard)



Cheers.

MMS Education Roadshow

I've just received a letter from MMS(you know, the form we filled out at the angmo lady's counter?).They sent me a letter saying that there will be a MMS Education Roadshow whereby representatives from education colleges, institutes of higher learning and universities from Australia, New Zealand, Uk and SIngapore will be providing free, non obligatory, detailed counselling and advices to parents and students.

Venue: Hilton Kuching, Grand Ballroom
Date: 25th June 2006
Time: 1pm-5pm

To those who are interested: PLease bring along your school results or up to date results for immediate assessment, advice and offer.Kindaly invite parents and friends to go as you will find the fair very informative.


Cheerios!

P/S: If you haven't noticed, our school is like the mirror image of St jo.Check the colour of the administration block out tomorrow.It's THE SAME!!lmao