Wednesday, June 28, 2006

From the most corrupted minds of 5Sc1

If you must know, the most corrupted minds of this class is the Last Right Row of the Kimia Lab..And I mean REALLY!corrupted..dirty minded bunch of skroddly girls!

Here's what was discussed.They wanted to remain anonymous, but I'm sure their identities could be figured out somehow.

Anonymous 1: What do mayo and semen have in common?
- White, sticky, LADY's CHOICE!

Anonymous 2: What's the deal with girls and boy's privates lengths?
- 7 inches=OUCH!
-6 inches= ???@#@%$@&#^%&#^(she didn't give any comment)
-5 inches=PERFECT!
-4 inches, 3 inches (no comment)
-2 inches=pakai jari sajalah!

Then, this was followed by really curious girlies..fumbling their pencil cases for rulers..getting grossed out, with a particular girl closing her ears in disgust, the rest just trying hard to contain laughter, which eventually burst out, making Sandra shoot stares at the table.

Today in school was full of skroddle-fun!It started off with the assembly, only touching the Food and Fun Fair and the Band Competition next week.All the best to ST JO band, btw.

Followed by a free period and spot check..prefects are making us jump up and down nowadays..1 ipod was taken,several expensive blinging phones and well.. other stuff.Then we had more free periods where the teacher wasn't teaching.So, Stella, Ellie, Maria and I went to the KH workshop to paint the cow.The cow's looking somewhat like a prostitute ghetto bitch so far, which is somehow intended, I think.Anyway, painting of the udders went bad and it looked more like something else..and from what we found out from Mr Su, during his visit to the field where the cow was grazing, there are 15 dart stalls and 3 football stalls.Dang!

Peka update: Everyone got a 9A for PEKA.Yayness!

Reminder for friday: NO need to bring books or uniform, use school T shirt and go back early!

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